Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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