He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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