Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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