is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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