your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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