I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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