i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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