Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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