Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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