im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
