Your tits are I can't wait for
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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