I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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