Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I have post one night stand depression
I woke up under a house in Key West
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