yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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