I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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