wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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