I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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