It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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