Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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