I puked a lego.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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