I think my vagina is haunted
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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