quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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