May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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