dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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