Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
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