I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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