My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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