4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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