I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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