people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
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