I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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