I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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