So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
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