This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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