Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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