sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Blood and glitter go together right?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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