i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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