You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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