So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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