This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
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