This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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