my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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