I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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