I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
