your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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