Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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