you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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