i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Randomize
