is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
