okay pat passed out under dana's car
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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