Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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