is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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