there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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