Your tits are I can't wait for
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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